Tuesday, 19 August 2014

Championship Manger: The Teaching in Thailand Edition

Anybody who has played the legendary championship manager or football manager series will know that it's vitally important to keep your players happy in order to ensure good performances.

I have found that the personal status of players in the game are often used by teachers in Thailand too. What do you think?


Common Personal Statuses

  • Is excited by the new challenge
    • Every teacher goes through this stage in the first month. It is the time when everything is new and exciting.
  • Is happy with the conditions at the club currently
    • After the first month this stage normally kicks in until there is a problem.
  • Is content with the conditions at the club currently
    • This is the position most teachers find themselves in neither particularly happy or unhappy in their job.
  • Feels he was bought to the club under false pretences
    • This is usually seen by teachers who have been assured that their 2 year diploma from Maidstone technical college would be recognised or they thought they could teach legally without a degree.
  • Wants to be paid what he deserves
    • This is usually when the teacher has been asked to do activities outside of their contract or they've been looking at jobs in China or Korea.
  • Is homesick
    • This is common in younger teachers who have never really travelled before.
  • Struggling to adapt to Thai culture
    • This is usually seen after Thai bureaucracy has been witnessed or they have been asked to pass everyone in their class regardless of ability for the first time.
  • Feels he need to leave in order to further his career
    • This is most common in younger teachers who have ambitions to establish themselves in either in their home country or in a more developed country. 
  • Has personal problems with John
    • Personal problems between foreign teachers in the staffroom can be common and I'm sure fights have broken out in some schools.
  • Has lost faith in his manager
    • This is if they had any faith in their head of department in the first place.



Transfer Statuses

  • Refused a work permit
    • This is usually teachers without a degree who have been granted a non b based on a future work permit application that will never be accepted because they don't have a degree. They need to do a visa run ASAP!
  • Currently considering a new contract from the club
    • Usually occurs in February or March when they are asking the question should I stay or should I go?
  • Has instructed his agent to look for a new club
    • The teacher wants to stay in Thailand but wants to change school so they give the agency a ring. The agency will probably be reluctant to help unless you are firm.
  • Leaving on a Bosman
    • They have decided to head off to pastures new.
  • Given a free transfer
    • The school has had enough of you and haven't renewed your contract. You might know why or you might be left in the dark.



I would like to see Thailand made available as a playable league in the series so that we can see statuses such as

  • On a visa run
  • Has chronic diarrhoea
  • Is refusing to take part in training camp 
  • Believes his agent is stealing money from him
  • Is questioning the system

Tuesday, 12 August 2014

5 Expats In Thailand To Follow On Twitter

Twitter is a social networking site which is fairly new to me. I had a dormant account for a few years which I used mainly to read tweets from various celebrities but I didn't quite get the point of it all. I've found the whole microblogging concept kind of fails if you just follow random people in which you have little in common and no real sustained interest in. This is why Facebook feeds are always filled with pointless filler because you feel obliged to add everyone you know who will then in turn inundate you with pointless information regarding things you have absolutely no interest in i.e. the pie and mash they cooked last night. This is why I keep my twitter follow list streamlined and only follow people who 'tweet' things I have an interest in. 

This list of five expats in Thailand to follow on Twitter is by no means exhaustive and I would highly recommend that you check out my follow list on Twitter because many of them are Expats in Thailand. This list instead recommends users who each take a different perspective on living in Thailand and present an interesting account of expat life. I would also like to point out that I don't know any of these people personally and am just a fan of their content. 

1. Richard Barrow

Richard Barrow will more then likely be the first person you add if you are looking for information regarding Thailand. Richard had lived in Thailand for over 20 years and works primarily as a travel blogger. As well as covering his own travels he also covers news which would be of interest to foreigners in the kingdom so he is always a useful resource. 

2. Ajarn.com 'Phil' 

Phil has also lived in Bangkok for over 20 years and runs the popular teaching website ajarn.com. The website is the first port of call for teachers looking for jobs within the kingdom and I'm told it also has a decent forum for teachers although I haven't actually checked it out yet. Phil tweets about a large number of topics and I've found his tweets give a really accurate impression of life in Thailand. He is a must follow for all teachers out there but he also tweets on many different subjects.

3. Somchai The Dog

I like this guy because he brings a very real account of his daily life in an entertaining fashion. He is very representative of your average guy in Bangkok, he works as an English teacher with a wife and a young child. A definite must follow if you're looking for an entertaining expat. 

4. Bangkok Girl Blog

Anna is a British expat living in Bangkok who always tweets interesting things about her life living in Bangkok. Her account is great to follow if you want to know more about cool places to go in the capital and it's also great getting the prospective of expat life from someone who isn't an English teacher!

5. Amusing Thailand

A recent addition to my follow list has made it into my top five twitter recommendations. Amusing Thailand as the name suggests shows the amusing side of life in Thailand in all it's bizarre fashion. They also RT a lot of funny tweets so it's definitely an account to follow if you want a laugh!  

6. South Thai Expat

OK, this is merely a shameless plug for me but why not check it out? I tweet on my life working as a teacher in Thailand with all the up's, down's, frustrations and jubilations that come my way. Also check out my follow list for other great expats to follow :)